Half updo and glasses today
auroramachine asked: Mr. Chris Pratt, you are the 3rd Chris that Marvel has collected so far. Do you think there is something special in your name or it’s just Marvel has a Chris fetish?
Chris Pratt: There’s definitely something special about my name. I’m joining pretty amazing company. Both of those guys are really incredible. I haven’t had a chance to meet Hemsworth yet, but Chris Evans… when I saw him, he literally ran across the room, gave me a huge bear hug, lifted me up, and was like, “Dude, you are going to love this!” It was like my brother congratulating me for like making the team. It was pretty cool. We bro’d out. There was a lot of love there… He’s a great guy. The point is, there’s something special about my name. You want your son to be successful? Name him Chris.
Starfleet Admirals get worried when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices.
Starfleet Admirals get a little scared when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices followed by Commander Spock.
Starfleet Admirals get fucking terrified when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices with both Commander Spock and Doctor McCoy by his sides.
We don’t touch…well, not directly. Prophylactically, yes.
Aries - you remind me of walking through a field of tall grass when the summer sun sets. i am allergic to grass and a lot of bugs are out and biting my legs and i hate this.
Taurus - you are a piping hot cup of coffee. you burn my tongue and i am sensitive to caffeine. you make me panic.
Gemini - you feel like christmas. you feel like christmas.
Cancer - you are what it feels like waking up to an open window and it is chilly and it’s been raining all night.
Leo - you are what it feels like to go from swimming in a pool to sitting in a hot tub and jumping back into a pool. at night. with the pool lights on.
Virgo - you are like middle school detention. a joke.
Libra - you feel like my fourth birthday when i got my first bike and my party was at a playground and nobody got hurt and i won the hot potato game.
Scorpio - you are the kind of person who has sex in the backseat of their grandparents car on easter morning.
Sagittarius - you feel like how it feels to write something in ink and not getting it smudged on the side of your hand. it’s immaculate.
Capricorn - you sound like an ice cream truck in the middle of july. my feet burn on the pavement but i want ice cream so bad that i don’t have time to put on shoes.
Aquarius - you taste like ocean.
Pisces - i hope you are like a dandelion the size of my palm. if i blow you, will you make my dreams come true?
Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Jacob Radcliffe!